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Destroy All Humans! Crypto-137 Edition

Ever wondered if evil aliens live among us? Now, the crankiest of evil aliens can live among you and your human brood! For the crypto-137 Edition of the cult classic alien invasion game, we created a glorious 23″/60cm Figurine in the image of our short-tempered extraterrestrial master. And if you say: “hold My beer!” – he will! Terrorize the people of 1950’s Earth as the evil alien crypto-137. Harvest DNA and bring down the us government. Annihilate puny humans using an assortment of alien weaponry and psychic abilities. Reduce their cities to rubble with your flying saucer!

The monumental 23″/60cm crypto-137 Figurine with secret planetary compartment
Carry your belongings in style, with the official Crypto backpack
Relax your trigger finger with our Patented eye-popping anti-stress Toy
Change crypto’s in-game appearance with all in-game Skins available at launch


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